Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
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When someone says Tumblr sucks.
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Remeber When Everybody Had Flip Phones
Everybody Would Be Like:
- me when i go out: i should've stayed home
- me when i stay home: i should've gone out
- me when i'm around people: i want to be alone
- me when i'm alone: i want to be around people









